Oh the things that I do for him!

Oh the things that I do

For my Marshy-poo,

Like lay on the floor

And pretend to snore

So he will dream

Under the moon's beam.

Oh the things that I do

For my Marshy-poo

Like sing along

To his nursery songs

So he will dream

Under the moon's beam.

Oh the things that I do

For my Marshy-poo

Like hush his crying

Though inside I am sighing

So he will dream

Under the moon's beam.

Oh the things that I do

For my Marshy-poo

Like sleep on the floor

Right next to the door

So he will dream

Under the moon's beam.

Oh the things that I do

For my Marshy-poo

And because I love him

I'll do them again

So he will dream

Under the moon's beam.

Oh the things I would do

For my Marshy-poo

To get him to sleep

And not make a peep

And have a good dream

Under the moon's beam.

Oh the things I would do

For my Marshy-poo

Will sometimes be rough

And always be tough

So that he will dream

Under the moon's beam.

But the things I would do

For my Marshy-poo

Show him that I care

And that I'm always there

So that he can dream

Under the moon's beam.

The things that I do

For my Marshy-poo

Tell him "I love you"

So that instead of screams

He will just have sweet dreams

Under the moon's beams.