Saturday, April 25, 2009

Dear You

Dear you, yes, you the dog owner down the street somewhere,

It is midnight. Your dog has been barking for 2 hours straight. I know that you can hear him. Who can't hear him?

Just FYI, I called dispatch and filed a noise complaint. I hope they find your dog. I hope they make you make your dog shut up.

In the event that they don't find your dog, please make sure that you make your dog stop barking in the future. Seriously, 2 hours is ridiculous.

Sincerely,

Me.

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